February 2012
4 posts
Of the many pet peeves I have acquired whilst...
Talking shit outside of a portable bathroom. No. The expulsion of your bodily wastes is NOT the most important thing in the history of man to date. No. Everyone in the port-o-john is, in fact, NOT masturbating in synchronicity. Be a fucking man and hold your fucking horses.
There's always reason.
You can thank my beautiful and loving wife, Corina, for all the nonsense I will post here in the not so near future.